Holly hitched a sales man selling his ware
Just so her beautiful gown she could wear.
Silly Shirley liked the guy in the boy band
He courted her, but never gave a gold-band.
Enamoured Evan loved the roses’ scent
Gifted them to a girl, she left him to lament.
Old Oscar thought he had caught a ‘Doe’
Scheming bitch! she was after his dough.
Foolish Fay banked upon a face so fair
Tsk! The boozer sold her for a fare.
Pretty flowers or what pleases the eye
Bah! not for me, most practical am I.
My rule? On that sappy fool I will bank
Who has the fattest balance in the bank.